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I'm Michelle I'm 22 years OLD. I post a lot of pictures of myself, Breathe Carolina, other music related stuff, my boyfriend, my friends, Pomeranians, burgers, weed, beer, alcohol, Minneapolis, Minnesota, Denver, Colorado, Adventure Time, It's Always Sunny, Nip/Tuck, Breaking Bad, Weeds, Mean Girls, graffiti, spray paint, bikes, street art, clothes and shoes I think are cute, floral print, funny and clever things, and I complain A LOT. Have fun

I like big drinks and I cannot lie.

I like big drinks and I cannot lie.

I’m pretty much awesome.Drunk leaning on a cop car outside of Rainbow while carrying Subway around like a baby. 

I’m pretty much awesome.
Drunk leaning on a cop car outside of Rainbow while carrying Subway around like a baby. 

LOOK MA NO HANDS!

LOOK MA NO HANDS!

FOREVER FUCKING ALONE

FOREVER FUCKING ALONE

Me in the drunken flesh!

Me in the drunken flesh!

Wink.
This is where I’m at right now, except these are all queued posts.

Wink.

This is where I’m at right now, except these are all queued posts.

So that happened….

So that happened….

I put my septum ring in that’s super poopy with a spike and couldn’t stop sneezing. I need to buy new ones, it’s been so long since I’ve worn mine.

I put my septum ring in that’s super poopy with a spike and couldn’t stop sneezing. I need to buy new ones, it’s been so long since I’ve worn mine.

blood-fucking-shot.
I fucking look like I have a skrillex haircut and I promise my hair is to my ass almost and not shaved on the side ahahahahahaa.

blood-fucking-shot.

I fucking look like I have a skrillex haircut and I promise my hair is to my ass almost and not shaved on the side ahahahahahaa.

listening to Avril Lavigne because she’s my idol and apparently just got a skrillex haircut. Jake wants to kill me probz. It’s a Ryan Cabrera and Avril Lavigne night.

PS…
We got 3/4th of a bottle of Bacardi and 11 tall boys for 15 bucks. HOLLER! 

It’s really blurry, but this what I’m getting Jake for his birthday. :)

It’s really blurry, but this what I’m getting Jake for his birthday. :)

First we scrape together money for beer and ended up getting Milwaukee’s Best which I’ve never had before and it wasn’t too bad. We ended up trying to play drunken catch with a cheap ass frisbee and I almost fell on my face like 30 times. We then went back to Nick’s and watched TV and Nick decided to go steal some plants from the nursery a block away, lol so I drunkenly agree. We ended up getting more drunk, I ordered a pizza, and we stole probably like 300 dollars in plants. I then watered them with an empty Black Velvet bottle.


My life is completely uninteresting.
Going to Hidden Beach today. I wonder if anybody will join us…
Whoops, I forgot I don’t actually have any friends.